2005-11-20

Introduction... My Life as a human.

This will be my first attempt at blogism...  but I've been studying blogology since 1973. My carrier as a blogster had to be put on hold until the invention of the backspace key and spell check button.

I would guess you could say I've got an opinion about just about everything, at least according to my friends. (You can ask both of them; I keep 'em chained to my lamp post, just in case they're needed)! I was once told by a friend (the one on the left, sitting on the sidewalk) that I would make a good reporter. He also had to point out that I had a good face for radio, but my voice was better suited to the print media.  My reaction was probably the same as any sane person... I told him to "shut up" and bought a thicker chain.  As you can probably tell by my picture to the right, which was taken long before I put on a few extra pounds and lost all the hair, he may have been at least partially correct in his assessment.

As you can probably also conclude from the previous 198 words, I also never became a reporter.  This is partially because I got caught up in the old school-work-wife-kids-grandkids-eat-sleep thing.  The other part of the reason is that I ain’t not got none gooder-than-the-next-dude writing talent.  One of my character flaws (and there are many), is that a I never let a simple thing like lack of talent keep me from doing it anyways – and have a little fun in the process.  Just ask a friend (the other one, who though it best to superglue his hands over his ears for some goofy reason) about my guitar playing.

Anyways… enough about me. 

This little spot will soon be filled with my observations about the world around us.  You may agree with me, or I could possibly insult you, your political views, or your intelligence. In which case, I’ll probably just say “Too bad”.  You have the right to be insulted, just as I have the right to insult you!  It’s in the constitution, word for word… look it up… I’ll wait here until you get back…

I’ll try to work a little humor, mostly to ward off that pesky spontaneous combustion problem. But some of the subjects warrant many a chuckle, I’m sure..

Thank you for stopping by…  I sure hope someone sees this. If you do feel free to bookmark this, and stop back.  If you or no one else sees this, still add me to your favorites list and stop back… Also feel free to put in your seven cents worth (darned inflation… I remember when it was only two).

Parting thought: If right is right, then is left wrong?  And if Left left, only Right would be left, right?

Nagging question of the day:  What is another word for thesaurus? And where could I look that up?

Ok… I’m done. Time to hose down the front lawn.