Although, this has nothing to do with the main emphasis of this blog which is tips on writing and getting published and even making money from doing so I thought that I'd bring a smile to someone's face with these little quips, from one of those lists floating around online....

Here it is, Children's Books You'll Never See In Print:

1. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

2. Dad's New Wife Robert

3. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

4. That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

5. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

6. Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will

7. Your Nightmares Are Real

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book Of Wild Animals of North Amer -- Hey, Let's Go Ride Our Bikes

and last but not least,

9. You Are Different And That's Bad

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