Squeeky wheels get the grease

2007-01-22

WD-40 The miracle product

 Ouch I burned my finger, where's the WD-40? Yes I said WD-40. It soothes the burning sensation and helps to heal the skin with no scarring.  It cleans, shines,polishes and removes many stains.
   I have encluded the best list of things this product does that I could find.
But don't take my word for it, try it yourself. And then see what other things you can find to do with it that isn't on the list.  Have fun.

   1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
   2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
   3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
   4) Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making it slippery.
   5) Keeps flies off cows.
   6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
   7) Removes lipstick stains.
   8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
   9) Untangles jewelry chains.
   10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
   11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
   12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
   13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
   14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
   15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
   16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
   17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
   18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for
   those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm
   the
   finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off.
   Just
   remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
   19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed
   quickly! Use WD-40!
   20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
   21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on
   riding mowers.
   22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
   23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier
   to
   open.
   24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
   25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well
   as vinyl bumpers.
   26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
   27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
   28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for
   easy handling.
   29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running
   smoothly.
   30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
   31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
   32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
   33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
   34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
   35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
   36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve
   arthritis pain.
   37) Florida's favorite use is: "cleans and removes love bugs from
   grills
   and bumpers."
   38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD-40 protects the
   Statue
   of Liberty from the elements.
   39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you
   will be catching the big one in no   time. Also, it's a lot cheaper
   than
   the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in
   mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are
   not allowed in some states.
   40) Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and
   stops the itch.
   41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark
   and
   wipe with a clean rag.
   42) Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed
   and
   dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick
   spots with WD-40 and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
   43) If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the
   moisture and allow the car to start.



   P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.



   P. P. S.   I keep a can of WD-40 in my kitchen cabinet over the stove.
   It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn.  It takes the
   burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring.



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2007-01-18

My Family

I have 5 dogs from age 7 to 15 years old.  And in the past 15 years I have come to realize one thing, dogs love you unconditionally.  They never complain or nag, unless you count barking at the door to go out or sitting at your side "crying" for a bite of what ever you are eating.  They always meet you at the door wagging their tails and full of joy because you are home.  If your sad they are right by your side giving you their shoulders to cry on, or just something warm to hug.  If you're sick they lay next to you to keep you warm and to guard over you and protect you while you are asleep.
    They can be a bother at times, especially a puppy who likes to chew.  But just think slippers are cheaper to replace then repainting walls because your toddler wrote on them with crayons or ink or even worse magic markers. If they do a boo boo on the floor it's a lot easier to clean up then a bag of flour or a glass of sticky juice that some little "darling dropped.
    They can bring your slippers when your feet are cold and keep them even warmer by sleeping on them. All they ever ask is to be fed, let out to potty and a loving pet once in a while.  So if you ever feel lonely or frightened, go to your nearest animal shelter and take home someone who is feeling just as lonely and frightened as you are.  Believe you won't regret it.
Carol Pinet


        


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