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2006-07-30


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2006-07-29


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2006-07-26


Hot Tub

Hot Tub

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As I was on the way home from a long and stressful day at the office, the cell phone rang.  It was my husband.

 

"Will you be joining me in the whirlpool bath tonight?"

he asked.

 

"What a lovely way to spend an evening," I thought.  I was about to tell him how considerate he was when he continued, "Because if you're not, I need to start adding more water to the tub."


 

A little bit of humour to lighten your day

from

Calvin Simper



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2006-07-23


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2006-07-22


Spell Chekker

My spelling is sometimes atrocious.  I used to be an excellent speller. 

What happened?  Spell checker.

As I type on the computer now, if I misspell a word, the spell

checking feature automatically puts a red line under the

misspelled word.  I simply right-click on the word and several

options appear for the correct spelling.

 

It's a great feature, but it has made me a bad speller.  I no

longer need to think or remember how to properly spell words.

The spell checker does that for me.

 

I understand why life can't have a spell checker.  It makes us

weak and dependent on the machine instead of the mind.

The easier life gets, often the weaker we get.

 

Just look at what cars, elevators, escalators, moving sidewalks,

power windows, automatic doors, dishwashers, washing machines,

television, video games and yes, computers have done for the

majority of our bodies.  We are rounder and softer than ever and

as a result, often quite unhealthy.

 

Just go to the mall and watch as people circle the parking lot

looking for the closest spot to the door that involves the least

amount of walking.  Usually, they NEED the exercise.

 

Sometimes easy street and the path of least resistance is a dead

end.  We need hills and mountains in life just to help keep us

in shape.  They help our bodies; they help develop our spirits.

 

Ocaisionally we need to turn the spell chekker off and think and

purhaps park at the farr end of the lot.

Thank you for taking the time to read this little bit of thought provoking wisdom.  Please feel free to enter your comments below.

Thank you.

Calvin



2006-07-19


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2006-07-11


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2006-07-10


Ten Dollars

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.    Every year Fred would say,  "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."  And every year Edna would say,  "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars. "One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71 years old.  If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."  Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said,  "Folks, I'll make you a deal.  I'll take you both up for a ride.  If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." Fred and Edna agreed and up they go.  The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives,  but not a word is heard.  He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Fred,  "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."  Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."



2006-07-02


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