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An English Paper "How Not to Score With the Ladies" Getting a girl to go out with a guy is not an easy task. Men can sometimes find that approaching a woman is intimidating and sometimes frustrating. Once you find that certain woman, you can really show her a night on the town just by following these simple steps. First of all you must show up at least forty-five minutes late to her house. This is mandatory. Showing up late shows your disinterest and how inconsiderate you really are. Next, knock on the door as loud as you can, and don't stop knocking until your date has opened the door. When she opend the door show her a huge smile, but make sure that you didn't brush your teeth for the last week. Your attire must consist of a dirty white t-shirt, a pair of old blue jeans, and sandals with toe gunk fully exposed. After you finish greeting your date, walk down to your bicycle. Get your date on the front handle bars, and ride off to the restaurant. Once you begin riding your bike, don't hesitate to rub the sweat off your brow on her blouse. This will show how much work is going into pumping gthe bike with her on it. Once you have reached the restaurant, preferably Taco Bell, make sure that you forget your wallet, thus causing your date to pick up the tab. Once you leave the restaurant, don't hesitate to belch or fart in front of your date. Building up bodily gasses is unnatural, and cause severe bodily harm in the long run. Go to a movie; try to sneak your way in. This shows your date how cheap you are. Once in the movie, take up all of arm rest room on both sides, and feel free to stretch out your legs by placing your feet on the seat in front of you. After the movie, take your date home. By this time she should hate you, so don't bother to start up any small talk on the ride home. Finally, try to give your date a big wet kiss on the lips. Don't feel bad if she backs away; she wants to take it slow. Tell her you will call her, and leaving crusing down the streets singing as lous as possible. Hope you all enjoyed reading this..and you can comment on it if you want. Post Comment | Read Comments (0) Busy Schedule Post Comment | Read Comments (0) No Newer Entries No Older Entries |
