Teen Life
Experiencing the growth process

An English Paper
04:51:11 PM - 2007-01-15

My English Instructor at my school gave this to me and my class for an example of how to write a certain paper we were doing:

"How Not to Score With the Ladies"

Getting a girl to go out with a guy is not an easy task.  Men can sometimes find that approaching a woman is intimidating and sometimes frustrating.  Once you find that certain woman, you can really show her a night on the town just by following these simple steps.  First of all you must show up at least forty-five minutes late to her house. This is mandatory. Showing up late shows your disinterest and how inconsiderate you really are. Next, knock on the door as loud as you can, and don't stop knocking until your date has opened the door. When she opend the door show her a huge smile, but make sure that you didn't brush your teeth for the last week. Your attire must consist of a dirty white t-shirt, a pair of old blue jeans, and sandals with toe gunk fully exposed. After you finish greeting your date, walk down to your bicycle. Get your date on the front handle bars, and ride off to the restaurant. Once you begin riding your bike, don't hesitate to rub the sweat off your brow on her blouse. This will show how much work is going into pumping gthe bike with her on it.  Once you have reached the restaurant, preferably Taco Bell, make sure that you forget your wallet, thus causing your date to pick up the tab. Once you leave the restaurant, don't hesitate to belch or fart in front of your date. Building up bodily gasses is unnatural, and cause severe bodily harm in the long run. Go to a movie; try to sneak your way in. This shows your date how cheap you are. Once in the movie, take up all of arm rest room on both sides, and feel free to stretch out your legs by placing your feet on the seat in front of you. After the movie, take your date home. By this time she should hate you, so don't bother to start up any small talk on the ride home. Finally, try to give your date a big wet kiss on the lips. Don't feel bad if she backs away; she wants to take it slow. Tell her you will call her, and leaving crusing down the streets singing as lous as possible.

Hope you all enjoyed reading this..and you can comment on it if you want.

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Busy Schedule
02:04:05 AM - 2007-01-09

Right now, i am starting to sell Mary Kay and also i am going to start working at disneyland in a couple of weeks. and i am going back to school in less than a month... and when i will be doing all 3 at the same time..don't anyone worry i will still have time to hang out with my friends considering im 18 years old in all. and no im not one of those teens that likes to get in trouble ask Gina...or Joe...well anyways talk to you all later and if you or anyone you know would like to order something in Mary kay just let me know and i will be happy to help you. Thanks for takin the time to read this even though it isn't very long. thanks.

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College semester
11:03:56 PM - 2006-12-03

I am getting close to my first semester of college being over already... To me still it feels so weird to be in college considering i just graduated this past june.... I just still feel really weird...because in College you don't have to start at a certain time everyday and you don't go to the same class everyday... You go every other day... or once a week depending on what classes you want to take or are having to take.... Right now i am doing my  G.E. classes...and My major is Nursing...

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Drama
07:41:44 PM - 2006-09-20

I hate it when one of your friends starting telling all your other friends something that is not even true. Like say for example: Sarah and Julie, and there friend Michael. Julie was going out with Michael at the time when Michael nocticed that Julie was obsessed with him and he doesn't like people who are obsessed with him....So then Michael brakes up with Julie..and about 2 days go by and Michael and Sarah starting flirting a lot..and Julie notices it and gets all mad and starts crying and all of that and Julie thinks that Sarah took Michael from Julie when Sarah didn't even do anything. yet Julie is telling Sarah in a mean email...You put a knife in my back and gave me emotional sickness. And then Sarah tells this  to Michael, and Michael saids to  Sarah , " Oh  my gosh,  She(Julie) is taking this too far....I have never seen this side of her before.....Meanwhile Michael and Sarah are best best friends and have been really close friends for a long time...but Julie knew Michael longer but never got close to him or anything like Sarah did...Then Julie emails Sarah saying never look at my house again or don't even look at my house when i move out, delete me from your address book, your cell phone and don't stalk me(Julie) online...when Sarah never stalks anyone ever...But anyway...what do you think of this situation....cuz i was in one just like this...Gina if you read this please IM me, and for whoever else reads this please comment..thank you...

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College
12:55:18 PM - 2006-09-10

I am attending college now at Santa Ana College. I am taking english, math, biology, biology lab and piano.
I have classes Monday-thursdays everyday of the week except for fridays and holidays.....
I miss high school yers at Orange High School soooooo much b/c all my friends still go there well 98% of my friends still go there. My Best Best friend goes and he is in his senior year now, and  one of my girl best friends go there too and she to is in her senior year there....Most of my friends there are SENIORS now so...thats one good thing i guess...But all I know is that college keeps you busy and doing stuff with friends and for me doing stuff with my mom is at least the fun part....and believe it or not i kind of miss hearring the bell ring from being in high school b/c in college as everyone knows they don't have a bell...you just put your stuff away and go...
Well, anyways I am going to make a showout to Gina.. I Miss talking to you on IM and yeah .......
talk to you all later or another time....

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High School Graduation
05:48:01 PM - 2006-07-17

Hi to all my friends out there:
Sorry I haven't written any new entries in here til now.... I have just been really busy....
I have gone to Wild Rivers, Universal Studios, Disneyland(twice), Knott's Berry Farm, the beach(three different times), to differen't beaches... The last time I went to the beach was yesterday....(7/16/06) and I got sunburned BIG TIME..... but it was fun.... the waves were big and small....they got really bug around 3:00p.m.

Anyway, My High School at Orange High School is over and now sometimes I wish I wasn't because I miss a lot of my friends and i hope I don't lose contact with with my best friend.......but i a also friends with my best friend older sister....but I miss him and his sister......and all my other friends.......but I am going to go back and visit them....and hang out with them when school is not in session.....
My New Adulthod starts with working at a job and going to College. I am going to go to santa Ana College for Nursing but I am going to do my GED or GE (whatever its called.) (General Education) first and then do he classes I need and join the Nursing program and then Be a Nurse and then transfer to a 4 year college or 4 year university.

Well, Talk to you all later...
Bye
Vanessa


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School
01:11:32 AM - 2006-01-30

My last high school year is going by really really fast.
I am passing all my classes and figuring out which college or communtiy college I will be going to. and which scholarships and cal grants and grants to sign up for.
and i am trying my best to still stay out of trouble as well.
I am going to miss all of my friends at school after I graduate this year.

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Christmas Season
04:32:21 PM - 2005-12-19

Christmas Time is a time for families to come together like mine. For joy, happy, kindness, caring and giving, helping the poor and needy. Time for people to be out shopping buying presents for their family and the little ones.
I don't think I am going anywhere for Christmas except staying at home with my family.
I started my Christmas Vacation today the 19th and it ends on the 2nd (I think).

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School Activity
07:48:27 PM - 2005-11-26

I don't play any instruments. (But I use too.)
I will be doing Colorguard.  Colorguard is doing tricks and a bon toss with certain types of flags.
The flags I am talking about have nothing to do with the american red, white, and blue flag. It's totally different. It's a very active thing or sport I could say.
class of 2006 ROCKS!!!

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School Time
06:08:58 PM - 2005-11-12

Actually, I don't play a flute. I am in colorguard.( thats with the band- flutes, clarinets, tuba etc, etc...) I will be joining Winterguard in decenber or january though.

Thanks for al the Comments that you four commented be for I appricate them very much thank you.

bye 



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